some emoticons look a little different than they're labeled, i'm going to give them new names and descriptions

okay,i'm gunna leave fella and jark alone as with the devart logo
m'ish alos gunna leave the admins alone

i swear to god he's combing his teeth

that's not his ass those are his legs falling off, his ass is a few pixels higher

it stole his eyebrows, they're sitting right on top of the popcorn and he doesn't notice (tsk tsk)

it doesn't take someone like me to tell you that he's staring at you, he probably thinks you look good, both ways

it's crying because his face sags, he's so...so saggy, and purple

he's not lifting, the thing is just bouncing off his head over and over again

they're flat, those can't be a guys boxers (no offense to the girls that wear boxers)

headbanging is fun

o.0 the shit is almost as big as his head

it's like the little windup monkey, and i can't beleive they don't have one for 'tmct' (the monkey claps twice for those of you who don't know)

has anyone noticed that he's putting his eyes in his sleeping bag?

he's glazed

tux is tux 'nuff said

aim... yim is better

looks like a flower ( i guess that's why they called them sunflowers

dude he's like one of those borg things from star trek movie ( i got in trouble in english class because my teacher asked me what it means to assimilate and i said it was to become part of the borg collective)

you know without the lettering it would look like a drunk pacman running in place

his hand is next to his mouth, it's supposed to be in front, that is so screwed up, he's like doing the vertical world sobriety test or something, AND FAILING

if you follow his eyes, and his balls (don't take that wrong) his eyes are always where his balls are not ( i'm laughing my ass of while i'm writting this)

the trophy's really his hair, and he's trying to push it up out of his eyes

he looks happy, and like he at an entire bag of sour pixy stix

he has really long arms, the blue guy should be whispering basketball technique to him, not the other way 'round

he's not floating, he's flying or... hehe gliding, with style(toy story for of you who don't know)

if he's invisible how come i can see his outline?

he looks like one of those dudes that wave the palm tree leaves at the head honcho or whatever

0.o why is he humping his arm?!?!?!

how many green smileys does it take to change a lightbulb?

he probably sniffed something illegal if he's making an expressiong like that

always SAY no
-blue meanies

he should be protesting for something worth while not making someone shut up,
"violence is not the answer... unless you have good aim"

"i'm steaming baby *skssssssssssssssssss* oww"
-elvis

issed off: pissed off and steaming got switched around

banned man has a screwed up mowhawk

it's the acursed trampoline from the simpsons (the one that homer bought from crusty the clown)

he's picking his eye *ouch* don't try this at home

the blue guy is obviously azn, he just kicks ass that way

he has scissors for eyes

can you say epileptic?

they're only throwing hallf a tomato at him o.0

pacman is better than you, DON'T DENY IT. YOU KNOW IT BE TRUE

exactly the same

it looks more like a plum or a big orange raising, without wrinkles



he's not blowing them they're levitating above his hand

my lord it looks like it's coming out his mouth

the shit's coming in really slow

not pills, shrooms

people smile more when they fart, not before and after

"I'M NOT LOST...i just don't know the general area"

thats what happens when you watch TV *flicks nose* bad conformists, bad

kicks ass

(where did they get this idea!?)

spam spam spam spam, spam spam spam spam, spam spammity spam spamspam
well we have green eggs and spam, pancakes and spam, eggs and pancakes with spam, spam and pancakes...


is that a person who sings books?

they don't have training toilets, and they don't have litterboxes (tsk tsk)

not all cakes have birthday candles
"i wanna girl with a short skirt and a looooooonnnnngggg jacket" (by the way i don't actually i already have a girlfriend and i don't really plan on seeing her in a short skirt again unless it's for another play)

what if it's just " you're awesome" or " go _____"? why does it have to be #1, they sell those at basketball games even though the teams suck

i thought a date was a fruit (it comes from the middle east for those of you not cool enough to know)

he's checking him out before he licks the other person that can't be good

he's scared of you... it's because you're ugly

she's really just a 30 yearold librarian, it's so weird what libraries can do to people

here lies sam mcgee frozen to death at lake lebarge

who listens to loud music while they're asleep, i would find that very hard (but then again i only get like 3 hours of sleep, i find sleep hard)

bleh, coffee is gross, i don't care if it reduces the risk of prostate cancer or not

and australia's all like "wtf mate?!" and candia's going "whats going on? eh?"

-poke- 'nuff said

he looks more like ozzy when he's singing dreamer

he's not saying bye, he's going all matrix "bring it on"

the flower is like glowing purple or something

spaghetti mmmmm

he's not smiling at you... it's gas

he's playing the invisible trumpet

no one blinks while they're staring

i don't drink milk, does it come in soy?

-poke- mehehe -poke- he doesn't move when i poke him

he's a fast reader

yoda doesn't have teeth, he can't smile

answer it damnit

it looks like the thermometer is sticking out of his ass

torchic (for those of you not cool enough, it's a pokemon)


" i fell?"
" they're strait cuts"
"*gulp*"

it just disappears, don't we all wish that would happen

censorship's for losers

hehe bloooooooddddddd

he drops his wings but not his halo

not everybody uses 2 pennies for 2 cents, thats racist *humph*

i lost my hand last time i did that

shake hands? not look? me fail engrish? thats impossible
HEY NO SMORKING

he's just playing hard to get

lifting bar graphs?

this was b.d.e. (before dumbass era)

he's an airheaded, look at him; pointing at himself talking without making eye contact

hugs are fun

it's empty and there are no potato chips, this was obviously b.d.e.

i love food (and i'm still really skinny)

he needs a hug

it's a totoro

he can't doh unless he's yellow and spikey

macs are better

hehe that makes a funny sound

it's the only finger he has

that's really tacky, hanging your own artwork in you halls. It's like making a statue of yourself even though it wasn't assigned

if he's innocent why is he crying?

that must've hurt

it's unplugged, he must be a tree hugger, or I guess in this case... an electricity (electecaky is fun to say) plant hugger

there aren't any bobbies in here (british policeman). bobbies are cool, cuz they never have guns... unless it's a holiday or short notice election, then they get uzis so unfair. i asked for a tec-9 for christmas

"choo choo... it's a boat"
sorry emily couldn't think of anything else

"hell yes stupid you *smack* we're never gonna do that again are we" "*sobs* no" "what did you say?*smack*" " I fell"

w00tn3ss toilet paper pwnz all

sucks, and so does green day

cloaca cola or dyse pepsi?

i don't like the sun

go away, i'm training to be a policeman

w00t i'm so popular

still better than you

i guess i could get used to this

what does a triangle have to do with pride

spinning is fun

they're better when they're hardboiled

sasuke can beat the mechabug because i'm sasuke and i'm better than you... I bet I have more screaming fan girls

thats offensive,i've been a nerd all my life and i don't look a thing like that... but beannies are cool

i hate it when preps say it outside of a chatroom like it's cool or something, it's just sad

what slow? i'm not slow. I'm just- oh that's the slow emoticon?

bullets are not-nice

where'd he get that blood from?

notice how it's the same as the chainsaw one except without the chainsaw

oh... and he's not stupid because..?

the guy on the right took his wallet and his ID.
how did the guy on the right outmug him. answer at bottom

i'm a little teacup short and stout

if it hurts don't do it

:coffecup: coffee is still gross

cows are awesome

still not yellow and still now spikey

thats tiny money. you might as well give the prime minister of denmark a rupee

he can't be looking at you

not all mail is email you know

i can throw snail mail and it looks just like that... but better

have you checked on the kids?

-poke- it's fuzzy

don't touch the light bulb

+weird shaped face+randomness=gir

-poke- hehe -poke- *red light flashes* um... help

he's not shocked he's looking for batman
HOLY GUACAMOLY BATMAN




I'm gunna finish here cuz this is getting boring... i'll finish it later
YAY PROCRASTINATION

and the outmugged dude stole his pacemaker